vulvva:

customers approaching store employees

wormbrain:

good fucking morning *levitates towards you with ill intent*

(via surprisebitch)

liberalsarecool:

(via sorry-im-paranoid)

teaboot:

sodomymcscurvylegs:

Me: I wish I could afford basic living necessities and medical care.

Baby Boomer:

im in tears

Im crying😂😂

(via sorry-im-paranoid)

thegirlinthebyakko:

dancinbutterfly:

dukeofbookingham:

millennial-review:

Oh hey I haven’t yelled about voting in a while

Reposting this because some of y’all need a reminding.

Rise up

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alltheconstellationslooklikeyou:

“MAYBE IT’S NOT MY WEEKEND, BUT IT’S GONNA BE MY YEAR” I scream at 12 am with tears streaming down my face and a bottle of champagne in my hand. it has not been my year yet. it’s not even a weekend today is Thursday

(via surprisebitch)

exoskyll:

sin-artist:

catf8sh:

thisiswhymomworries:

thisiswhymomworries:

thisiswhymomworries:

my parents: don’t worry sweetie you’ll understand when you move out and have a house of your own :)

me, in this economy: a what

my parents: don’t worry sweetie you’ll understand when you get married and have a husband :)

me, a known gay: a what

my parents: don’t worry sweetie you’ll understand when you start a family and have your first baby :)

me, an asexual: A WHAT

my parents: our little girl is growing into a woman!
me, a nonbinary: a what

my parents: our boy is growing into a strong man
me, a nonbinary: a what

my parents: can you tell us the SI unit of power, equivalent to one joule per second, corresponding to the power in an electric circuit in which the potential difference is one volt and the current one ampere? me: a watt

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isweartocoffee:

illiop-jo:

crunchie-morris:

deathtokillian:

thetrashmouthclub:

eclinu:

vdankphantrash:

fandomsandanythingelse:

velociowlstudios:

kallani-ex-machina:

velociowlstudios:

madmaxyuriroad:

OH, Y OU SPILA̶U̶G̸N̵B̵D̷A̷U̷H̸N̴A̵U̷G̵H̵-

this vine is 1000 times funnier in text form

this is the new meme for February, y’all

famous vines in text form

Four female ghost busters? The feminists are taking over!

DU DU DU-

IM AN ADULT VIRGIN

CHRIS!1! Is tHaT A WeEd?!

No, this is a crayo-

I’M CALLING THE POLICE!111!!11!111

*BEEP BEEP BEEP*

911, what’s your emergency?

You better watch out

You better watch out

You better watch out

YOU BETTER WATCH OUT

YOU BETTER WATCH OUT

YOU BETTER WATCH OUT

sO i’M SiTTiNG ThERe

Barbecue sauce on my titties

STAHP

I COULD’VA DROPPED MY

Croissant

I WANT TO SEE MY LITTLE BOY

here he comes

I WANT TO SEE MY LITTLE BOY

Calling people daddy is gross

Stop kink shaming me

Kink shaming IS my kink

HHA-AHH

What do you have?

A KNIFE!!!

NO!

Why does he have a knife?

ah, you can’t sit with us :)

actually Megan, I can’t sit ANYWHERE. I have

Hemorrhoids

ibroughtyoufrankincense

thank you

and i brought you myrrh

thank you

myrrh-DER

hhhhJUDAS. NO-

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goodreadss:

““Why should you worry about the future? You don’t even know the present properly. Take care of the present and the future will take care of itself.””

— Ramana Maharshi
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